Friday, October 28, 2005

I'm Getting Scooter' For Fitzmas

Made my bet on Cheney's head;
Hoped somebody'd snitched on him.
Wanted a frogmarch to be Rovian-led;
Hoped somebody'd snitched on him.
I'd spilled some ink on that Novak turd;
I'd hoped that Judy ate her word;
Had some hope from things I heard;
Hoped Somebody'd snitched on them.

CHORUS: Oh,
I'm gettin' Scooter for Fitzmas
Cheney and Bushy are sad.
I'm gettin' Scooter for Fitzmas
'Cause he ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I was hoping for Mary's charge;
Hoped somebody'd snitched on her.
Waited on Fitz for Karen's charge
Hoped Somebody'd snitched on her.
Next year more will be going to jail;
Next year justice won't be for sale;
Lots of spinning, but there's a tattletale;
Somebody snitched on them.

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get Scooter for Fitzmas.

Sung to the tune of:
I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas

26 comments:

Catreona said...

Hi JC.

Still don't understand why a grown man would go by Scooter. That's like going by Tiger after the age of ten. *shakes head*

Have yourself a merry little Fitzmas
Let your heart be light
Next year all the Shrubniks will be out of sight.

Have yourself a merry little Fitzmas
Make the Yuletide gay
Next year all the Shrubniks will be miles away.

Once again, as in olden days
Happy golden days of yor
Crooked guys and Republifinks
Will be in the clink, once more.

Someday soon they all will be together, if the writss allow
Hang a bright indictment on the highest bough
And have yourself a merry little Fitzmas now.

listener said...

Well the BushCo polls now are frightful
But the news is so delightful
And as long as Fitzgerald's their foe
Let it go, let it go, let it go.

Rove didn't get an indictment
But the story isn't done yet.
As long as Fitzgerald's in the know
Let it go, let it go, let it go.

When we finally get it right
and Justice at last shines bright
and Dean comes back to stay
Hip hurray! Hip hurray! Hip hurray!

wOOt! wOOt!

Catreona said...

LOL listener. We (all* want Howard in our stocking, don't we? Then things really will be merry and bright!

listener said...

Catreona...

Some days I'd settle for having Howard back as my Governor!

But I'm trying to share. ;)

Catreona said...

LOL listener. You're very generous.

On another topic: I've added another work in progress to my Live Journal. With "Io Station," I got stuck, not really knowing what's coming next. With "The Black Hole of Strlinkmrlad," I pretty much have the story in capsule form, and it's a matter of expanding, "realizing" it. That's not really all that easy eiitehr. *sigh* I'd appreciate comments and idears. Live Journal lets you comment on each entry right there at the entry. Please help!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/catreona/

listener said...

Catreona...
You're a good action writer...in that you keep the action moving well.

I just peeked at your livejournal and want to suggest that you take a differnet tack here:

"That's all right, Jack. I just wish I had seen it coming, had had a plan in place to counter them… Oh, well, we can't live in the past."

I tell you truly, I have had several opportunities to speak to Howard (if briefly) about that, and I do not believe he would ever say "I just wish I had seen it coming." He might wish it, but he wouldn't say it. Have you read his book from 2004? I'll bet you would find the tone you're looking for in those pages. Keep at it! It's going well!

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